Hey, Brian here.
Welcome to my web site, for the first time as far as I can tell! Unless I wrote defective code, this should be the only time you ever see this message. I don't require payment for my music, and I don't host advertising. The only way I make any money via songwriting is through voluntary patronage, so please consider buying a song or two via the "shopping cart" buttons and name your price. Or even better, visit my Patreon page and browse the various levels of rewards I offer for signing up as a patron. I'll stop bothering you now and let you enjoy my site as intended: at full browser window height.
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